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A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane when the > stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. > I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation > with your fellow passenger." Little Tommy, who had just opened his > book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you > like to discuss?" > "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" > "OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But > let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat > grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow > turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" > "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea." > "Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified > to discuss nuclear power when you don't know $hit?"

That's great, it's good to start thr day with a good laugh!

That's funny!

used this while shopping today. I was looking for a camera, and the salesman was giving me line after line about how great these cameras were. I stopped him, asked this question, then walked out of the store.I hate when you get someone who sucks up to you when all you really wnt is information.