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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps outof her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The truckerlowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks onthe truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, myname is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!!" When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Iowa, and I'm drivingthe SALT TRUCK!"

LOL Good one

I like it.

Since you have titled this thred "Blonde joke", I am going to add a Blonde joke to it.......... -----------------------A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please comeover here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can'tfigure out how to get it started."Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be whenit's finished?"The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.She lets him in and shows him where she has thepuzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment,then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, nomatter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble thesepieces into anything resembling a tiger."He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you torelax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed,"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

Here's my fav. blonde joke:Who is the blonde skeleton behind the couch?Last year's hide and seek winner.

how do you tell if a blonde was driving your vibe?the shifter is wet!! 2 blondes were walking down the road. they saw a compact on the ground and one of them picked it up. "this person looks familiar", she said. the other one took it from her and said "you idiot! that is me!"