3 nuns at pearly gates, I guess you could possibly say it was mature, (more likely immature)
Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:11 am
Here's an old jokeThree nuns die together, and float up towards heaven, where they are greeted by St. Peter just outside the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says to them "Looking at the records of your lives, I think you will be able to enter Heaven, but before you are allowed in, you must each answer one question."The nuns looked at each other, thinking "Hmmm, they never told us about this part..."St. Peter looks at the first nun, and says "Here is your question: What was the name of the first man?"Right away, the first nun says "Ooh, that's an easy one! His name was Adam" and lights flash and bells ring and horns blow and door number one opens up like some game show and the first nun goes dancing into heaven.St. Peter looked at the second nun, and says "Here is your question: What was the name of the first woman?"Right away, the second nun says "Ooh, that's an easy one, her name was Eve!" and lights flash and bells ring and horns blow and curtain number two opens up like some game show and the second nun goes dancing off into heaven.St. Peter looks at the third nun and says "Here is your question: What were the first words Eve said to Adam?"The third nun is shocked at such a question after hearing the questions for the other two nuns, and she says "Wow, that's a hard one!" and lights flash and bells ring .....