sorry about another dumb blond joke
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:55 am
A young rich blonde was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl she hung out with had one. She wanted something a bit more individual, perhaps a Rolls.That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar convertible. She fell in love with it and bought with cash. Tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car, her long blonde hair flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong?At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the hood and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her cell phone with her and a quick phone call to the Auto Club and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her."That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?"Well, it just conked out I'm afraid.""Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again."Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?""Simple really, just crap in the air filter," he replied.Looking shocked she asked, "Oh, OK. How many times a week do I have to do that?"