for all you unhappily married ladies...
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:16 am
Winning The LotteryA woman gets home, schreeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!" The husband says, "Ohmigod! No sh*t?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" The wife yells back, "I couldn't care less... just get the hell out!"