Sentimental Husband - had to share this one

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jake75
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Sentimental Husband - had to share this one

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husbandis not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs tolook for him.She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup ofcoffee in front of him.He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sipof his coffee.'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps in tothe room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20thAnniversary of the day we met'.She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years agowhen we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,'he says solemnly.Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking thather husband is so caring and sensitive.'Yes, I do' she replies.The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.'Do you remember when your father caught us in the backseat of my car?''Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself in to achair beside him.The husband continued. 'Do you remember when heshoved the shotgun in my face and said,'Either youmarry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?''I remember that, too' she replied softly.He wiped another tear from his cheek and said'I would have gotten out today.'
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Re: Sentimental Husband - had to share this one (jake75)

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ROFL! Good one!
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Great joke...I almost teared up at the punch line...lol
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haha nice
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Re: Sentimental Husband - had to share this one (jake75)

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HAHAHA!!!!!
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