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The garage door
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:45 pm
by 808 Vibes
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up... He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door...' He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?' She smiled and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires..."
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:05 pm
by bull77
lol
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:31 pm
by Wolfman213
That's hilarious!!!edit: Crap this was my 1000th post
Re: (Wolfman213)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:40 pm
by bull77
Quote, originally posted by Wolfman213 »That's hilarious!!!edit: Crap this was my 1000th post do you want me to send the VIP password for Genvibe God's now or later??
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:53 pm
by Wolfman213
lol, I like I'm finally there, but I just didn't want my 1000th to be "That's hilarious"
Re: (Wolfman213)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:20 am
by star_deceiver
Ha Ha Ha!!!! Good one!
Re: (Wolfman213)
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:39 am
by 808 Vibes
Quote, originally posted by Wolfman213 »lol, I like I'm finally there, but I just didn't want my 1000th to be "That's hilarious" Awww...*sniff* now you hurt my feelings, like you wasted it on ME.............*runs away crying*
Re: (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:56 pm
by tribalman
have you seen the Adam Sandler film "Big Daddy"?"We wasted the good surprise on you!"funny anecdote though HPL
Re: (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:37 pm
by Wolfman213
Quote, originally posted by HawaiiPontiacLover »Awww...*sniff* now you hurt my feelings, like you wasted it on ME.............*runs away crying* HPL, you know I have nothing but love for ya!!!
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:42 pm
by A Psycho Martyr
funny funny stuff 8)
Re: (A Psycho Martyr)
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:03 am
by lovemyraffe
LOL!!
Re: (Wolfman213)
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:42 am
by 808 Vibes
Quote, originally posted by Wolfman213 »HPL, you know I have nothing but love for ya!!! Awwwwwwww....shucks...thanks...me alllllll bettttter now!
Re: The garage door (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:54 am
by 06pvibe
Sadly, but by her own making, I'm guessing that assistant is now looking for another job? Pretty good one, HPL. Pretty good.
Re: The garage door (06pvibe)
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 4:33 pm
by 808 Vibes
Aw, heck...I'd have said "mini cooper with 2 flat tires". *snort*