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BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Chicago, IL

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:11 am
by ramenboy...
The Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Chicago, IL (ramenboy...)

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:13 am
by VforVIBE
Boo!

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Chicago, IL (VforVIBE)

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:15 am
by ramenboy...
Quote, originally posted by VforVIBE »Boo! what a freakin year we're havin

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:16 am
by joatmon
Pretty funny, but hopefully a mod will move this to "humor", where any discussion of the chicago bears belongs

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Chicago, IL (ramenboy...)

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:16 am
by star_deceiver
Ha Ha Ha!!!!At least even the Raiders managed to find this magical line!!!

Re: (joatmon)

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:18 am
by 03VibeOttawa

Re: BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Chicago, IL (ramenboy...)

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:38 am
by VforVIBE
Quote, originally posted by ramenboy... » what a freakin year we're havin I know what you mean Go Bucs

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:47 am
by lovemyraffe
LOL!The title freaked me out a bit.

Re: (joatmon)

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:48 am
by ramenboy...
Quote, originally posted by joatmon »Pretty funny, but hopefully a mod will move this to "humor", where any discussion of the chicago bears belongs ha! touché!!!!