Blonde lost her 710!

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Blonde lost her 710!

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A blond's missing seven-hundred-ten!While at my tuner's...A blond came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..." My tuner gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a Vette which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you' re not sure what a 710 see below:

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Post by WaveAction »

lol, i gotta replace my 710 shortly
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Post by Renthorin »

That was great! :-)Reminds me of the old IT joke where you say the user had an ID-10-T error when they ask a stupid question......
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Post by zionzr2 »

I changed my 710 couple weeks ago.
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Post by northvibe »

(removed) thats awesome, i just did a 710 on the vibe today.
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Quote, originally posted by Renthorin »Reminds me of the old IT joke where you say the user had an ID-10-T error when they ask a stupid question......Is that like saying there are 10 types of people that understand binary?
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Quote, originally posted by kunkstyle »Is that like saying there are 10 types of people that understand binary? Or the 6/5ths of the population that are bad at math?
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Post by tribalman »

pebkac error. problem exists between keyboard and chair error.and yeah. at school we use the id-1o-t error reference a lot(go to school for computers)nice on the 710. i need to change my. probably tomorrow cause i'll be nice and warm. 50!
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ha!
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Quote, originally posted by tribalman »pebkac error. problem exists between keyboard and chair error.and yeah. at school we use the id-1o-t error reference a lot(go to school for computers)nice on the 710. i need to change my. probably tomorrow cause i'll be nice and warm. 50!aka chair keyboard interface failure...
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Post by lovemyraffe »

LOL, I just had mine done and they left an rag covered in 710 under my hood. I'm glad I found it.
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Quote, originally posted by ragingfish »aka chair keyboard interface failure...That's a good one, I haven't heard that one before.At work, we have picnic errors... problem in chair not in computer.
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I often get to say "huh...must have been a loose nut on the keyboard..."and watch them glaze over.
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oldie but a goodie
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Post by coldmm803 »

hahaha thats a good one
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