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Nice Response

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:25 pm
by Whelan
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.When the teenager finally had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once did it with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Re: Nice Response (Whelan)

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:30 pm
by Raven
Awesome! There's nothing like a good snappy comeback. How did the kid react?

Re: Nice Response (Whelan)

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:16 am
by scherry2
hear that one before, only it was a parrot. still funny tho.

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:33 pm
by MRCN RCE
i think the neighbors heard me laugh.

Re: Nice Response (Whelan)

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:52 pm
by waveresponder
sounds just like my dad!.....LOL

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:28 pm
by coldmm803
thats awesome

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:38 am
by Celtic_Curse
That is freakin hilarious!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:14 am
by wyatt89
HAHA, what a bad-a!