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Henny Youngman's one-liners
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:03 am
by Atomic
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge say,s "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started."
Re: Henny Youngman's one-liners (Atomic)
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:04 am
by Atomic
You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.
Re: Henny Youngman's one-liners (Atomic)
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:06 am
by Atomic
I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
Re: Henny Youngman's one-liners (Atomic)
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:13 am
by BlueCrush
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food..... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:34 am
by WaveAction
lol..im bad with jokes so i aint gonna post any..
Re: (WaveAction)
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:52 am
by Whelan
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.