cannibal restaurant
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:45 am
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Broiled Missionary: $10.00 - Fried Explorer: $15.00 - Grilled Republican: $250.00 -Baked Democrat: $250.00 - The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."