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Montana state trooper chases down drunk driver07/10/2007In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop to single digits or below.About 3 a.m. , one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper walked to the driver''s door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State Trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into ''drive'' and hit the gas. The car''s speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car.The driver was totally freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the Trooper yelled, "Pull over!"The man nodded, turned his wheel, and stopped the engine.Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.Who says troopers don't have a sense of humor?
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lol that's great
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read that before, very funny though haha
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that's too funny. that reminds me, we haven't watched super troopers in a while...MEOW...
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Quote, originally posted by chemrebel »that's too funny. that reminds me, we haven't watched super troopers in a while...MEOW...He he he! We've played the cat game at work with people who call in from our international locations who can barely understand us as it is... great stuff, one guy got in 11 meows. THe cop in this story, that's pretty funny.... I figured that stuff would only happen in the movies.
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Quote, originally posted by ColonelPanic »He he he! We've played the cat game at work with people who call in from our international locations who can barely understand us as it is... great stuff, one guy got in 11 meows. THe cop in this story, that's pretty funny.... I figured that stuff would only happen in the movies. haha "I'd like to see your liscense and registration meow"
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thats freakin funny meow right there
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lol! Thats funny! Did you say meow?
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why would i say meow....do i look like a cat jumping around all nimbly bimbly? do you see me drinking milk from a saucer?
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Apparently I need to watch Super Troopers.
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Yes you do.
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Yes SIR. I'll get right on that. I LOVE stupid humour, such as Spaceballs, Airplane, etc. So would I like this too?
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You might enjoy it. I personally find it to be more fun to talk about than to actually watch.
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quite possibly the funniest movie ever
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