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I think I'm going to throw up.I was riding home from work today in my car, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As I was stopping at a stop sign, a coworker of mine in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized we were looking at them. As I called 911 the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his jacket and shot the guy in the head. At this point we were in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. My mom was there visiting my girlfriend. I told them what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle to Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

holy s***, man ... I'm speechless ...are you serious!?

Quote, originally posted by drunkenmaxx »I think I'm going to throw up.I was riding home from work today in my car, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As I was stopping at a stop sign, a coworker of mine in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized we were looking at them. As I called 911 the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his jacket and shot the guy in the head. At this point we were in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. My mom was there visiting my girlfriend. I told them what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle to Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.I though that it really happened until I read the Fresh prince theme. Not funny if it really happened. If it did not really happen, still not funny.

Quote, originally posted by BlueCrush »I though that it really happened until I read the Fresh prince theme. Not funny if it really happened. If it did not really happen, still not funny. what he said. if your that bored at work, ask your boss for some.

Ok, either he is making lite of the situation, or completely freaked out....

... or allready drunk on a Friday

geeze, lighten up you guys, it's all a joke. sheesh.

Dude....That was about as funny as a co-worker faking a heart attack... You get some major asshat points man, sorry...

that is why i'm here.i figured the end made it obvious it was fake.

lol thats good..i though it was serious too til the last 2 sentances or so

thank you sir.

Quote, originally posted by WaveAction »lol thats good..i though it was serious too til the last 2 sentances or sosame hereQuote, originally posted by ANO_Vibe »... or allready drunk on a Fridaythat wouldnt surprise medrunken, jokes go in the humor section

would have been near as funny though if you were expecting it

I thought it was real unti the Fresh Prince started up, then I knew different lolgood one.

Quote, originally posted by BlueCrush »I though that it really happened until I read the Fresh prince theme. Not funny if it really happened. If it did not really happen, still not funny. Once the Fresh price came up,I knew you were full of crap.Had me going for a second.

I thought it was real at first, since you seem to live in an area where such a thing wouldn't be that uncommon. Then I recognized the ending, and thought, ok, it's a ruse. Then that it was escapism from the nastines of the crime. Then I thought, hey, this is drunkencar, it would take more than a murder to make him feel like throwing up.And why would any sane coworker of his ride in the back of his car? ANd mom at his house visiting his girlfriend, what was she doing there, trying to talk some sense into the girl? and what is an unfenced culdesac? I mean, I think I know what a culdesac is, at least what we call culdesacs here, why would one of them be fenced, and if they are normally fenced out there, why was this one unfenced? And one guy was bashing another with a baseball bat, when the third guy shot one of them. But which one? It doesn't say. DId he shoot the bat victim, or the one swinging the bat? It was a conundrum, so many issues. Twilight zone stuff, rip in the space time continuum. Then I realized if it had happened, drunkencar would have checked the victims pockets for goodies before leaving the scene, that wasn't menitioned, so I knew it was made up.Or was it?

haha drunken has twisted humor man. haha! im not gonna lie tho its funny

hahathis was great DM too funny the "New" Fresh Prince theme song

Quote, originally posted by joatmon »I thought it was real at first, since you seem to live in an area where such a thing wouldn't be that uncommon. **this one really happened, i swear, seriously**odd you should say that joat, there was a huge brawl across the street from my house saturday night which involved about 30 teenagers armed with assorted weapons. drunkengirlfriend and i were watching born identity and i got up to pee and get another beer, when i came back, i saw police lights in the street. being the redneck that i am, i grabbed my beer, lit up a smoke and went outside to check it out. most of the action had died down by then, the cops left pretty quickly, not really giving a crap about my crappy neighborhood.some of the neighbors were outside, so we all began to chat. while talking i noticed there was a big stick in my driveway. one of the neighbors described it as a "kendo stick". it looked like the weapon donatello used in the ninja turtles. i didn't want to touch the thing, so i called the cops and had them take it away.apparently, there was an underage drinking party across the street, and some rivals of those in attendance came to kick some (removed). one guy bled all over their front porch and the railings on the porch were smashed all over the place. it was pretty nuts.i swear, this one is not a joke.

i woulda kept the kendo stick and hung it saying u met donatello and that was a sovenuir

i didn't want to touch it, for all i knew it could have had blood on it or something.

Yeah, sure! Crying wolf again?

no, i assure you it's for real.

Drunken!