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The Onion

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2003 5:58 am
by Mr. Poopypants
Here is a exerpt from one of my favorite sites, it is worth a look. www.theonion.com Laid-Off Zoologist Goes On Tranquilizing RampageSAN DIEGO—Twelve San Diego Zoo visitors and two employees were brutally sedated Monday, when laid-off zoologist Dr. Brian Vermeer, 41, returned to his former place of work armed with a tranquilizer gun and began firing into a crowd. "It was kind of horrible," said Maria Christopher, 44, who witnessed the tranquilizing spree. "People were gently falling asleep over the course of 20 to 30 seconds everywhere." The spree ended when Vermeer turned his gun on himself, knocking himself out for half an hour.

Re: The Onion (Mr. Poopypants)

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2003 5:58 am
by Triton
That site is great! Hillarious news clippings!

Re: The Onion (Triton GT)

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2003 11:29 am
by JayAyeEm
The All-Time greatest Onion article, IMHO http://www.theonion.com/onion3502/very_ ... orces.html

Re: The Onion (JayAyeEm)

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2003 12:07 pm
by Mr. Poopypants
Oh my god that was great. I have to wipe the tears off my face.

Re: The Onion (Mr. Poopypants)

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2003 10:27 pm
by Frosty
Great stuff! Reminds me of the Ad Busters Magazine, there is another sarcastic one that I can't think of too. The alien shoe one had to go to my addicted daughter.Thanks for sharing.