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Funny story with my Vibe
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:45 am
by MailGuy!
So there I was, heading off to work like normal. Another 60 degree Phx morning. I start driving and I hear a buzzing coming from the dash. I tap the top of the dash and the buzzing stops. It starts ups a moment later. I start changing vehicle speed but it stays constant. I run down the list in my head about where the buzzing could be coming from. When I stopped at a stoplight and still heard buzzing I figured ok, not the normal rattle. Must be coming from the hvac system. So I drive a little further and start messing with things like fan speed and settings. The buzzing changes a little with each change of the settings. So, and here's the funny part, I get the fan speed switch on high, set it to defog and just then a honey bee comes shooting out of the vent by the window, bounces off the windshield and hits me in the forhead. I quickly roll the window down and he flies out into the sunrise. All I can say is thank God for coffee. Mornings are stressful enough.All I could think before that bee came out was, great how am I going to get rid of this annoying dash buzz?!
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:00 am
by zionzr2
Glad that wasnt me...Glad you werent stung.I'm terrified of bee like creatures.
Re: Funny story with my Vibe (MailGuy!)
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:11 am
by scherry2
Quote, originally posted by MailGuy! ».All I could think before that bee came out was, great how am I going to get rid of this annoying dash buzz?!problem solved!!
Re: Funny story with my Vibe (MailGuy!)
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:14 am
by VforVIBE
Quote, originally posted by MailGuy! »So, and here's the funny part, I get the fan speed switch on high, set it to defog and just then a honey bee comes shooting out of the vent by the window, bounces off the windshield and hits me in the forhead. I quickly roll the window down and he flies out into the sunrise. HAHAHA!!!! great story, if that don't wake you up in the morning, I don't know what will.
Re: Funny story with my Vibe (VforVIBE)
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:24 am
by Mavrik
so what setting was it again so we can rid ourselves of bees?
Re: Funny story with my Vibe (MailGuy!)
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:51 pm
by ToolGuy
That is too funny dude! BeeBeeT Vibe engine!
Re: Funny story with my Vibe (MiVibe-ToolGuy)
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:46 pm
by millster
Quote, originally posted by MiVibe-ToolGuy »That is too funny dude! BeeBeeT Vibe engine! Allow me to be the first to say... "BOOOOO!!!!"
Re: Funny story with my Vibe (MailGuy!)
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:50 pm
by micbarric
Is this another case of "working the bugs out"?
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:04 am
by joatmon
since this is the official pun thread, let me be the first to say that is one honey of a car
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:58 am
by ashleymc_38
Theres my laugh i needed for the day...haha.
Re: (ashleymc_38)
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:47 am
by MailGuy!
Believe it or not it did not scare me nearly as bad as when I was driving my wife's Beetle and felt an itch on my neck. It was night time. When I went to scratch I felt a Locust the size of a matchbox. The people inside the burger king parking lot I stormed into probably had a good laugh watching the crazy white guy slapping the hell out of himself. I wish this story ended there but no. One of his friends got in the car somehow about 20 min. later and made a surprise apearance on the ceiling 2"s from my head while doing 70 in a monsoon storm. No place to pull over for about 8 miles. Each time I swatted him out of the car he flew back in. These suckers were huge. Getting a little creeped out just thinking about this again.
Re: (MailGuy!)
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:21 am
by satur9
i was working in the ceiling at work and i had my sunglasses on top my head. about an hour later im driving home. and the sun is bright so i pull down my glasses. i see what i though my be a piece of my hair in the corner of my glasses so i pull them off and its a SPIDER! crawling in my glasses i had the window down so i whipped him out. but that was freaky .