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Crematorium fire
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:42 pm
by KNINE
This is funny and gross at the same time!
http://www.abc4.com/local_news...D3D98
Re: Crematorium fire (K-NINE)
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:57 pm
by redlava
I smell bacon.
Re: Crematorium fire (K-NINE)
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:05 am
by drunkenmaxx
new meaning to the term lard (removed)!
Re: Crematorium fire (K-NINE)
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:11 am
by ZubenElGenubi
The last paragraph cracked me up:Quote, originally posted by cheeky reporter »The crematorium is back in business and the funeral director said they'll notify the family to assure them their loved one wasn't harmed.
Re: Crematorium fire (K-NINE)
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:58 am
by theangrydwarf1
600lbs, how long does that take to bake?
Re: Crematorium fire (theangrydwarf1)
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:00 am
by drunkenmaxx
i dunno but the 14lb turkey i made took all friggin' day, so just imagine!!!!
Re: Crematorium fire (ZubenElGenubi)
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:30 am
by zionzr2
Quote, originally posted by ZubenElGenubi »The last paragraph cracked me up:"The crematorium is back in business and the funeral director said they'll notify the family to assure them their loved one wasn't harmed."How is this possible I thought he was all ready passed on and then they had issues with burning him to ashes. How is it possible to harm him any more.Definatly a "News of the Weird"
Re: Crematorium fire (zionzr2)
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:54 am
by Psychobroker
Quote, originally posted by zionzr2 »How is this possible I thought he was all ready passed on and then they had issues with burning him to ashes. How is it possible to harm him any more.Definatly a "News of the Weird"They are speaking of "mishandling his remains".Families of the deceased can get all freaked out about how their loved one's remains were (or were not) handled. I actually write professional lisbility coverage for mortuaries and funeral directors, and some of the claims can be absurd while others are legit. Judges award damages for emotional distress and mental anguish arising from the mishandling of remains all the time.
Re: Crematorium fire (theangrydwarf1)
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:06 am
by ragingfish
Quote, originally posted by theangrydwarf1 »600lbs, how long does that take to bake? i think i heard once 24 days @ 375 or until they turn golden brown.
Re: Crematorium fire (ragingfish)
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:53 am
by theangrydwarf1
Quote, originally posted by ragingfish »i think i heard once 24 days @ 375 or until they turn golden brown. You definately dont want to use a slow cooker then.
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:45 am
by Atomb
do you think at some point during the fire-fight somebody said..."i've got a wicked craving for KFC."?