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it occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment,and yet never in one hundred thousand years.what is it?

without searching the net, i have come up with the letter M. (no, never heard that, just figured it out)

what has millions of legs but cannot walk?

good one. how about this?before my birth I had a name, but soon as born I changed the same,and when I'm laid within the tomb, I shall my father's name assume.I've changed my name three days togetheryet live but one in any weather.

Tomorrow, Today, and Yesterday?

Quote, originally posted by drunkenmaxx »what has millions of legs but cannot walk?Now, now...keep it nice!

Quote, originally posted by ZubenElGenubi »Tomorrow, Today, and Yesterday?you figure that out or look it up?it's much more fun if you try to do it on your own. i would have probably never gotten that one though.

hmm, have to find some harder ones.

What is something that God cannot make, Rich people want, Poor people have, and if you eat it you will die?(no cheating)

I've heard that one before... always liked it. I won't post the answer, in case some people are trying to be clever and figure it out.

Figured it out. That's why my Indian name is "Smarty Pants". Here's one:What goes up and goes downUp to the sky and down to the ground?My present tense and past tense, too!Let's go for a ride, just me and you.

the sun?

What's black and white and red all over?

Quote, originally posted by rebbierae »What's black and white and red all over?a skunk in the microwave.

Quote, originally posted by rebbierae »What's black and white and red all over?An embarrassed zebra.Oh, we could do a whole thread of BWR jokes....

Quote, originally posted by drunkenmaxx »What is something that God cannot make, Rich people want, Poor people have, and if you eat it you will die?(no cheating)Good one...almost had an aneurism trying to figure that out.

a boy had just got out of the shower and was gettin ready for his prom that night. just as he finished shaving his face, his mom and dad said be home by sunrise. he came home on time, but with a full grown beard. how can this be??

Quote, originally posted by drunkenmaxx »What is something that God cannot make, Rich people want, Poor people have, and if you eat it you will die?(no cheating)man that took a while but I think I got it.

Quote, originally posted by ZubenElGenubi »What goes up and goes downUp to the sky and down to the ground?My present tense and past tense, too!Let's go for a ride, just me and you.pogostick? darn thats wrong....

mrcn does the kid live in alaska?

got oneThe beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place

the letter E?

PC/PETA version of an old classic:Two fathers and two sons take an ecologically-friendly photo safari on foot (without carrying deadly firearms, thank goodness) to a non-threatened, non-rainforested area of a non-African country, nor any third-world country currently being exploited by the United States military, venture capitalists, or employees of Halliburton, Inc.Each father and each son takes a digital photograph (using humane, non-lethal means, not to mention the latest digital technology) of a colorful, but common non-endangered jungle species not threatened with extinction (and whose name was withheld to protect all innocent non-endangered wildlife species). When they get home, they have only a total of three digital photographs. No camera, computer, or other hardware or software malfunction occurred. No photographs were lost during the safari.So, why are there only three photographs?NOTE: Billions of electrons were tortured, abused, and a few were aimlessly redirected, but no living creatures were harmed or otherwise treated inhumanely in the creation of this riddle.

grandfather, father, son

my first wears my second;and my third might be what my first would aquire if he went to sea.put together my one, two, and three and the belle of New York is the girl for me.

Quote, originally posted by scherry2 »my first wears my second;and my third might be what my first would aquire if he went to sea.put together my one, two, and three and the belle of New York is the girl for me.Hint time!1.) 3 words. 2.) my first would aquire if he went to sea

This one tests if your a psychopath. If you get it right, your a psychopath.A woman goes to her mothers funeral. While there she meets and falls instantly in love with a man. She does not get any contact information, not even his name.Three days later she muders her sister.Why did she kill her sister?

cause she was with the man she fell in love with at the funeral? (its a guess)

Quote, originally posted by Renfeld »This one tests if your a psychopath. If you get it right, your a psychopath.A woman goes to her mothers funeral. While there she meets and falls instantly in love with a man. She does not get any contact information, not even his name.Three days later she muders her sister.Why did she kill her sister?To get all the inheritance? That can't be right...or maybe I am a psychopath.Or maybe she found out her sister was a cross dresser... ewww.

Quote, originally posted by ZubenElGenubi »Or maybe she found out her sister was a cross dresser... ewww.(removed)

the sister was the girlfriend of the man she fell in love with?

Quote, originally posted by Renfeld »A woman goes to her mothers funeral. While there she meets and falls instantly in love with a man. She does not get any contact information, not even his name.Three days later she muders her sister.Why did she kill her sister?I had to cheat, it was bugging me.... I was wrong either way though..... guess I am just not crazy enough

Okay...I cheated on the "mother/sister" story...I'm not even sure a psychopath would do that...Meanwhile, I'm still stumped on the one/two/three thingy from scherry2. It's driving me nuts!

Quote, originally posted by scherry2 »Hint time!1.) 3 words. 2.) my first would aquire if he went to sea 3.) its a city4.) the 3rd word is what you would get if your out in the sun. I cheated on Renfeld cause I hurt my brain thinking about it. and the answer is just wrong....lol. women you never know how they think.

After giving up! I have also found out acording to Renfelds riddle, I am not a Pschopath!

one/two/three is stumping me too

Ok how do those of us too stupid or lazy to figure these out on our own know the answers????

Quote, originally posted by rebbierae »Ok how do those of us too stupid or lazy to figure these out on our own know the answers????Google, my dear. Google.

Ahhh, tank you wise Zubensan.

My life can be measured in hours,I serve by being devoured.Thin, I am quickFat, I am slowWind is my foe.

thank you oh wise one and i too found the answer to the Funeral riddle thank fully i am not a Psychopath!

Here's my favorite math riddle. Applying basic algebra principles, how can 2=1?

Quote, originally posted by scherry2 »my first wears my second;and my third might be what my first would aquire if he went to sea.put together my one, two, and three and the belle of New York is the girl for me.and the answer is: guycapburn no thats not a city...........

Quote, originally posted by scherry2 »and the answer is: guycapburn no thats not a city........... I only figured it out when MY WIFE said it wasn't three words but one. sherry2....you're on my list.

Quote, originally posted by silver_vibe »Here's my favorite math riddle. Applying basic algebra principles, how can 2=1?Except for one teeny, weeny little problem: when you divide both sides by , you're dividing by zero. Neat trick, though.

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Quote, originally posted by ZubenElGenubi »sherry2....you're on my list. Christmas list?

Quote, originally posted by ZubenElGenubi »Except for one teeny, weeny little problem: when you divide both sides by , you're dividing by zero. Neat trick, though.You got it! Did you figure it out or had you seen it before?It's actually easy to figure it out if you substitute values (any value) for the variables, but most people are just checking the logic.

Ok, for the less search friendly of you.If you answered, "So she could meet the guy again." Your a psychopath. If not, then your in good standing. Now, go out and ask your family & friends & your g/f & wives. I already have a friend whos wife is a psychopath as per the correct answer.

Quote, originally posted by silver_vibe »You got it! Did you figure it out or had you seen it before?It's actually easy to figure it out if you substitute values (any value) for the variables, but most people are just checking the logic.Figured it out. See my earlier post regarding my Indian Name...