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Reflections on drinking
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:17 pm
by KNINE
Bottoms up.
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Re: Reflections on drinking (K-NINE)
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:28 pm
by ToolGuy
LOL!!! Jack Handy is great!
Re: (silverawd26) Bottoms up eh... never mind.
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:54 am
by KNINE
What are you trying to say???
Re: (silverawd26) Bottoms up eh... never mind. (K-NINE)
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:01 am
by NascarXprt
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.(removed)
Re: (NascarXprt)
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:34 am
by joholste
My favorite was:"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first . This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consu mption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Re: (joholste)
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:26 am
by Vibr8tr
*RELIVE OLD THREAD*I was bored, and thinking about how my Friday night is about to kick off.
Re: (Vibr8tr)
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:14 am
by drunkenmaxx
amen brother! Cardinals vs Brewers tonight at 7:00! it'll be a sloshy good time!