Guts or Balls (mature)
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:51 am
GUTS or BALLS ? We've all heard about people having guts or balls. Butdo you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keepyou informed, the definition for each is listed below.... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with theguys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having theguts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with theguys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,slapping your wife on the (removed) and having the balls to say: "You'renext." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.