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From the Death Psychic: http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/Here is what it said:While vacationing in Spain, you are goared by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage. Bummer! I think I will go to Portugal instead.

My supposed manner of death... "After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue."Interesting...LOL. Too bad I don't ever buy stuff like that.

That site tells me that "While attending a renaissance fair, you're bludgeoned to death with a lute by a crazed minstrel."Every summer I've attended the Renaissance Festival near Holly, MI.I love watching all those sweeties in revealing costumes, but I'm now done with the life of leering and drooling all over myself.

While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board). I'll drive....

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up."

Mine is quite boring..."You die from complications of a ruptured appendix."

Here's mine:While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi, which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you, crushing you between the two semis.

ok so here is how i am going to die!!!!a bunch of midgets will wrap me up in plastic, and cook me with a hairdryer!as I am cooking the plastic is shrinking around my body squeezing me to death!!!!interesting huh!!!!!

Under my Nickname (Damain) I get..."During a heated argument with your wife, she attacks you with a kitchen knife, stabbing you repeatedly."With my real name (Wesley) I get..."A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body."Just for the hell of it I tried out my wife's name..."Engine failure causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board."

Here is mine:"You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil."

"An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room."Lovely.....I have 2 improperly hung ceiling fans in the current house....

Quote, originally posted by damronjr »While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morningYou sure that isn't mine?!?!?

ROTFL Mike!!I get hit by a homeless man's fast moving shopping car, and my neck is broken.

You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.

using last name"You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop."using first name"While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead."

Ok, here's how I'm going to go out...After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset.But I'm on the "Do Not Call" list?!?

Here's mine. While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your husband inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death. Making mental note-Do not get married sandy

Quote, originally posted by damronjr »While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morningThis was my fate too....except in my case I already hit the dear it was a major hwy and I survioved and the car and the dear died.

Here is mine:While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours. Well, at least I was having fun.

Quote, originally posted by theangrydwarf1 »Here is mine:While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours. Well, at least I was having fun. Now that one is funny! My friend tried it and it said she was beat to death by an angry mime with a real cane.

"While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys."good reason for me to tell my boss why i leave so early

Quote, originally posted by ramenboy... »"While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys."good reason for me to tell my boss why i leave so earlyQuote, originally posted by Sputnik... »My friend tried it and it said she was beat to death by an angry mime with a real cane.Both of those are good.

While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.

"Ted Williams" dies: "While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body."

While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.I thought I was smarter than that. Oh well.

Just for the fun of it I put in Stephen Harper:"An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated."

Mine with my full name:You express dissatisfaction with your meal at a roadside diner. Seconds later, the fry cook springs from his kitchen and douses you with a tub of scalding grease.

Sorry for bringing this post back but I just had to share what it said.Let it be told...While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi, which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you, crushing you between the two semis. It will mostlikly be in the vibe.Aron

A deranged homeless man climbs over the dividing wall of a department store dressing room and strangles you to death with a clothes hanger.

You're stung several dozen times by a swarm of bees. The large amount of venom in your blood causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you suffocate to death.

Mine is boring, Being depressed you commit suicide by hanging your self.

Here's mine:"While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body."Here's my brothers(which is funny because someone just told my brother he was going to beat him with his own limb):"An amputee overhears you as you snicker and make jokes about him. Enraged, he beats you to death with his prosthetic leg."