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ok, drunkengirlfriend and i were at a relative's house over the weekend and had caught a buzz. we somehow starting talking about how you can get like $4,000 for selling your eggs. (females, duh) so, i told her she can do that, then get me a supercharger! can you believe she said no? is it wrong to ask your GF to sell her eggs to get you a SC?

No?!?!?What kind of GF is that?Actually, I hear donating eggs is a quite painful process. Now if sperm donation was $4000 grand..... (It'd be the Great Supercharger Jerkoff)

Aren't you not supposed to put the supercharger on the AWD anyway? Is that what caused greenfire to lose his engine, or am I not remembering correctly?

Quote, originally posted by Kari »Aren't you not supposed to put the supercharger on the AWD anyway? Is that what caused greenfire to lose his engine, or am I not remembering correctly?nah, you're having temporary amnesia. his engine blew due to running too lean from some kind of fuel management he had. the engine is the same old 1zz as the FWD. no probs for anyone else but him so far that i know of!ha, if sperm was $4k per donation, i'd quit my job and become a profesional er.. you know

I still thought that due to different gearing or something, GM was at least at one time advising people to not put the supercharger on the AWD even though it was the same engine...And eggs are a finite resource because women are born with as many eggs as they will ever have...yet men can make as many sperm as their bodies want...so that's why eggs are worth more.

yea but its not like woman need a milliion billion eggs just put one in the freezer for when you wanna have kids again. I say she should, a sc would be a great xmas present.

Quote, originally posted by Kari »And eggs are a finite resource because women are born with as many eggs as they will ever have...yet men can make as many sperm as their bodies want...so that's why eggs are worth more. THANK YOU! If you want a super charger so bad, sell a kidney on the black market or something...or don't spend so much on alcohol and save I am not donating MY eggs for YOUR super charger! When you start donating your Vibe for my use then we can chat about mods and how they are funded...Is u crazy!

awww dude that's just wrong, you've officially ruined omelettes for me

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »ok, drunkengirlfriend and i were at a relative's house over the weekend and had caught a buzz. we somehow starting talking about how you can get like $4,000 for selling your eggs. (females, duh) so, i told her she can do that, then get me a supercharger! can you believe she said no? is it wrong to ask your GF to sell her eggs to get you a SC? If she doesn't want to sell the eggs, why does she have chickens in the first place? Hope she's not eating the 4 grand worth of eggs, or she's got some serious cholesterol problems brewing. I hope that the avian flu doesn't hit her farm, it takes a lot of hens to get 4 grand worth of eggs.

Quote, originally posted by silverawd26 »This thread might be heading towards the Political Asylum, but anyways here is what I think about it.....As a woman, she has a right to do what she wants with her body and what ever her body occupies.... Now, Kari is right in regards to a woman only has so many eggs. Donating can lead to 2 problems:1. GF would prob always wonder if she has a daughter or son out there somewhere (???)2. GF should not sell her eggs since you and her have only been dating for a few months, need to put in more time for things like thatAnd what happens when you both get married and start to have little ones? You will need to save the eggs for a later date to sell when you have to pay for the house/insuraces/food/ and etc when the family comes along....Kids arent cheap, that is for sure.... So when is the wedding? first of all...>yep, this thread is a joke (see "humor forum")geeze, women are so selfish. all i ask is for her to give up a few measly eggs so that i can go FI. can she do that little thing for me? NOOOO. geeze, i guess it's on to plan B: selling my body!

Well since women only do have so many like Kari stated do this instead...The other day my wife caught a story on the news about sperm donations... A few hundred bucks per deposit .At any rate she turned to me, dollar signs in her eyes and said would you? I said hell yeah, that is a car payment! Hello Corvette Z06!!!!

Quote, originally posted by drunkengirlfriend »or don't spend so much on alcohol and save yeah, right.

Quote, originally posted by joholste »awww dude that's just wrong, you've officially ruined omelettes for methen i won't even go into the 'badly cooked philly cheesesteak' joke i heard recently!

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »geeze, women are so selfish. all i ask is for her to give up a few measly eggs so that i can go FI. can she do that little thing for me? NOOOO. geeze, i guess it's on to plan B: selling my body!Last time I tried that, after 4 months I was able to buy a pack of gum.

yes, you are wrong. gold digger in a whole new level.might as well take her to the corner and tell her "go make me some money"lol

Quote, originally posted by mcgusto82 »might as well take her to the corner and tell her "go make me some money"loli would, but i don't want to catch something. you can never be too careful these days.i think i will just do like the old kidney thief legend. i'll just knock her out with some pills, have a doc come in and remove some eggs, then sell them on the black market! i wonder how many she's got, i could use a new paint job too...

Quote, originally posted by joatmon »You better be careful dv, I heard she has been talking to someone named Lorena, asking for advice on technique for something.Maybe she could do that then throw it in the crapper like that one lady in Alaska did last year! Drunken, watch out. Go find one of those $100/deposit sperm banks, it'll can't take THAT long to rack up enough money for the supercharger. A week tops. (removed)

Quote, originally posted by desert_dweller »You know that is just sick and I am personally offended at how you degrade women in general. To steal her eggs and buy something frivelous like a paint job.... you should respect her and get something like a 62" Plasma Television.well, i was trying to be a gentleman and think of her too. she get's to ride in the car. if she would be so gracious as to give up a few eggs, i would maybe even let her drive it now and then. sheesh, it's not like i'm selfish.

Quote, originally posted by ColonelPanic »Drunken, watch out. Go find one of those $100/deposit sperm banks, it'll can't take THAT long to rack up enough money for the supercharger. A week tops. lmaoI second that.

Quote, originally posted by drunkengirlfriend »I second that. what? i don't deserve a little treat every now and then? gosh, a few rinky dink eggs so i can have a supercharger, that's too much to ask?i guess hocking a kidney so i can get the plasma screen dessert dweller was talking about is out of the question?

Sure you can hock a kidney, as long as it is your own...I am not selling any of my body or body parts to make you happy. I'd give you a kidney if you needed one (sorry can't spare my liver) but only if I choose the doctor and hospital to know for sure you needed it and will not sell it

ya know, i once heard that you get $7k for a lost finger! do you really need that pinky sweetie?

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »ya know, i once heard that you get $7k for a lost finger! do you really need that pinky sweetie?If you're gonna sell some fingers why not sell your own?

Quote, originally posted by Kari »If you're gonna sell some fingers why not sell your own? i type for a living. are you nuts? besides, this is about her being stingy, not me!

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »i type for a living. are you nuts? besides, this is about her being stingy, not me!I type for a living too...so your not being stingy just selfish huh?

How many letters do you really type with your pinkies? I once read a story about a guy who had lost all of his fingers except his index finger and thumb and he was said medically to have 80% use of his hand, even with just two digits...heh.Selling fingers though, eh, probably not a good idea, and definitely not worth it in the long run IMHO.How long will that SC really last? You'll be out that finger forever.

Quote, originally posted by Kari »How many letters do you really type with your pinkies? "A" happens to be a very popular letter, as does "P"!!ok, how about she goes to one of those medical centers and takes mystery pills to earn money for my SC? her hair may fall out, but i will have my coveted SC!!!

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »ok, how about she goes to one of those medical centers and takes mystery pills to earn money for my SC? her hair may fall out, but i will have my coveted SC!!! It was nice knowing you, but I think I might have to find someone who won't request I sell parts of me or subject myself to pain to pimp out his car!

Quote, originally posted by drunkengirlfriend »It was nice knowing you, but I think I might have to find someone who won't request I sell parts of me or subject myself to pain to pimp out his car!you know, this would all be easier if you would just about someone besides yourself for 5 seconds! this is about me, > this is my time, my time!

Yes it is your time and now you can have it all to your self and your christmas gift (reference to jergens) **MMMuuuaaaHHHH**

now i don't play dolls right with a 6 year old! apparently "mom always loved me more" is not proper dialogue! sheesh!

Talking about getting "a man" is not proper either! She's 6 babe come on!!!!

Quote, originally posted by ColonelPanic »Maybe she could do that then throw it in the crapper like that one lady in Alaska did last year! Drunken, watch out. Go find one of those $100/deposit sperm banks, it'll can't take THAT long to rack up enough money for the supercharger. A week tops. lmaoYeah, but the problem with sperm banks is that they want edumucated sperm Now, DV may very well have a BA in something, but I don't (yet), so they didn't want mine Unfortunately, this is a true story lol.

Quote, originally posted by Psychobroker »Yeah, but the problem with sperm banks is that they want edumucated sperm Now, DV may very well have a BA in something, but I don't (yet), so they didn't want mine Unfortunately, this is a true story lol. yeah, but they would take one look at my sexy (removed) and decide that my sperm is a hot commodity!

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »yeah, but they would take one look at my sexy (removed) and decide that my sperm is a hot commodity! ha ha I will leave that alone

Quote, originally posted by Kari »And eggs are a finite resource because women are born with as many eggs as they will ever have...yet men can make as many sperm as their bodies want...so that's why eggs are worth more. Yes it's true that women are born with a limited number of eggs, but think of how many get unfertilized when it's "that time of the month". They just end up going down the toilet. That's 12 in a year!I personally would only donate if I desperately needed the money. Like I would have to lose my job and be losing my house or something before I even cosider donating eggs. I would only do it once because I don't know what kind of risks come along with multiple donations.