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when being smart goes wrong

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:07 am
by mcgusto82
A married couple, a day before their anniversary.wife: Jim, you know what tomorrow is?Hubbo: huh?? what are you talking about?Wife: All i'm saying is that there better be something that goes 0 - 200 in 2 seconds in the driveway tomorrow.The next day the wife finds a weigh scale in front of the garage.the funeral services for Jim haven't been announced yet.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:26 am
by vibe-04
I just sent that to my wife

Re: (vibe-04)

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:27 am
by BOZACK
That is a great one.

Re: when being smart goes wrong (mcgusto82)

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:40 am
by drunkengirlfriend
Women are too sensitive sometimes

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:55 am
by northvibe
hahhahaha (removed) thats awesome, and drunkengirlfriend those are awesome pics do you have a sister thats 21 and thinks the same?

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:48 am
by drunkengirlfriend
Sorry only girl in the family Now you know why drunkenvibe likes me so much!

Re: (drunkengirlfriend)

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:20 am
by Toolman
Now I know what to get my wife for Christmas.

Re: (Toolman)

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:46 am
by Jaycie685
Hahahaha she'd kill you! (if she doesn't die laughing first!)

Re: (Jaycie685)

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:40 pm
by angelkisses
you were right the first time I'd kill him ha ha ha