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This is so true!!!**************Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy to pick up. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men on the other hand are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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Hahahahaaaaa! So true. Both posts.

I've had the crap stomped outa me years ago. Now I've turned to vinegar.

LOL!!! You have some good ones!

Women are like apples on trees. The ones at the top of the tree think they're the best because they're out of reach for practically everyone. Most men are smart enough not to risk their necks for these stuck up tarts and instead, simply reach for a nicely ripened fruit just above their own heads. In the end, the topmost fruit, if they're not eaten by crows first, eventually drop from the tree and become spoiled, where they get picked up by vermin.---------Now, the "man part", I kinda agree with.

Quote, originally posted by ZubenElGenubi »Women are like apples on trees. The ones at the top of the tree think they're the best because they're out of reach for practically everyone. Most men are smart enough not to risk their necks for these stuck up tarts and instead, simply reach for a nicely ripened fruit just above their own heads. In the end, the topmost fruit, if they're not eaten by crows first, eventually drop from the tree and become spoiled, where they get picked up by vermin.or just run over by the lawnmower.-yuck

What if I don't like wine and I'm scared of heights?

awesome MK

Now Men on the other hand are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.Too true. I love battle of the sexes jokes. Thats probly the best one I've heard in a while. Along the same lines.....

now THAT is funny!

awesome!!!