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ha ha, i wonder if this is real!http://www.babycage.net/index.php

I got a kick out of it too!

Hahaha! This part cracks me up...Quote, originally posted by Babycage.net »Frequently Asked QuestionsA baby cage? Isn't this harmful to children? No, All of our products are tested on third-world country test subjects experimentally for six months. After each experiment, each child showed no signs of physical or emotional damage. Using Baby Cage products are 100% safe! None of our products can cause permanant damage to a child or infant.

Not real...but should be. I can think of a few parents who should be caged as well..

seems like I always miss out on the initial stages of things... I've been using baby cages for a long time

ROFL.

Quote, originally posted by 4X4CHICHI »seems like I always miss out on the initial stages of things... I've been using baby cages for a long timedo you poke at them with sticks too?

I sure as hell would!

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »I sure as hell would!ha! yeah, and shake the cage and eat pizza right in front of them!

Put the food just out of reach and teach it to do tricks for food. Explain to me why I should want to be a parent again.......

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »Explain to me why I should want to be a parent again.......Kids aren't a requirement, are they? If they are, the Colonel and I are in trouble...LOL

No, not a requirement, but I would like to have children.

I believe your anatomy would not allow it.

Quote, originally posted by 4X4CHICHI »I believe your anatomy would not allow it.Ah, allow me to rephrase. I would like to procreate and be a parent.

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »do you poke at them with sticks too? Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »ha! yeah, and shake the cage and eat pizza right in front of them!Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »Put the food just out of reach and teach it to do tricks for food.Hey! you could put a little vending machine near the cage with like peanuts or kibble or something, so when friends come over they could pay a quarter for a handful of nibblets to toss at the little one's.

OOOH, like the petting zoo!! Good thinkin, you could make a little pocket change on the side.

man. you guys are bad. my 2yo needs one of those. I mean I cant shower without him destroying somthing that isnt a toy and his. he always manages to find the most expensive little thing and rip it apart. but I lov ethe little (removed) to death though.

The teenager cage is a bird cage!It's got a perch and feeders!(removed)!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That is just great! Fantastic product. Especially the stuff that adminsters electric shock. Quote » Without discipline and structure, a child may become succeptible to liking rock and roll, doing drugs, or in an extreme case believing in liberalism.(removed)! I guess that's what happened to me. See, my parents didn't have these things, so I ended up like the above. Well, except the drugs. BUY THIS STUFF, YOUR CHILDREN DESRVE IT!!! PLEASE, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! heh

Quote, originally posted by Kari »Kids aren't a requirement, are they? If they are, the Colonel and I are in trouble...LOLNo, parenthood is not a 'requirement' of human adults. Parents are a 'volunteer army' for the most part.But, being serious for a moment (NO! NO! IT CAN'T BE!)If the time comes when the two of you are blessed with a child, look upon that child as a gift from God. He has entrusted the two of you with one of His most precious creations, to love, nurture, and enjoy.

Quote, originally posted by kostby »If the time comes when the two of you are blessed with a child, look upon that child as a gift from God. He has entrusted the two of you with one of His most precious creations, to love, nurture, and enjoy. Rats. So, no locking him or her up in crates? Don't worry, I'm not as psychotic in real time as I am on the board... Or, am I? j/k

Not seeing a price.

you didn't look hard enough. I think they were $499.00 and up

Quote, originally posted by gargoyle »Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe » do you poke at them with sticks too? Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe » ha! yeah, and shake the cage and eat pizza right in front of them! Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants » Put the food just out of reach and teach it to do tricks for food. Hey! you could put a little vending machine near the cage with like peanuts or kibble or something, so when friends come over they could pay a quarter for a handful of nibblets to toss at the little one's.you guys are evil but i love it i still cant stop crakin up when i see this.

Quote, originally posted by kostby »If the time comes when the two of you are blessed with a child, look upon that child as a gift from God. He has entrusted the two of you with one of His most precious creations, to love, nurture, and enjoy. Right now we prefer to try and prevent such blessings Maybe one day we will change our minds but for right now, no kiddies I'm not sure how well suited I am to motherhood anyhow...heh

Quote, originally posted by Kari »Right now we prefer to try and prevent such blessings Maybe one day we will change our minds but for right now, no kiddies I'm not sure how well suited I am to motherhood anyhow...heh You sound exactly like me.

Think I'll stick with dogs for now lol

I say the same thing about cats... my two are my "fur babies"