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Zero stars, baby!

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:59 pm
by ColonelPanic
Blah, safety doesn't sell. Quote »When a frontal collision at a speed of 65 kilometres (41 miles) an hour was carried out, the driver of the Landwind had "no chance of survival," according to the statement.http://www.edmunds.com/insidel...07312h ... .cl=noLook for the JiangLing Landwind SUV to arrive here in the US, uh, uhhh... Yeah, that's going to be a while until they can sell them here. For the folks in countries that sell these things, take the couple of extra bucks and go get a new Tucson or Sportage so you can live to enjoy it.

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Re: Zero stars, baby! (ColonelPanic)

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:31 pm
by Mr. Poopypants
Wow, that's bad, I could probably design a car that could get at least 1 star.

Re: Zero stars, baby! (ColonelPanic)

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:33 pm
by NUBlackshirts
Maybe they should change the name to "Breakwind".

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:56 am
by kostby
More alternate names:DeathWind? DeathStar?DeadlyForce?DeathWish?OneWayTicket?The 0 stars crash rating is probably NOT a problem for those whose other ride is a motorcycle without a helmet ...