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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female...... Any part under a car's hood.Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.Male.... Playing football without a cup.3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes

LOL! Those are great!

Ha! That is funny... and so true!

The last one is true of me.

I can't let my girlfriend have the TV Controller because she changes channels so fast I get dizzy. I leave the channel on ESPN or Comedy Central

HAHHA (removed) im still laughing like 5 min later, good stuff.

Those are soooooo true!!

good stuff..LOL

Oh how true it is