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Tards of the Week
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:27 am
by GMJAP
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - Three men trying to steal fuel from a New Zealand farm Monday ended up setting fire to their own car. Police said the trio had siphoned diesel into a gasoline-driven vehicle. When their car would not start, they examined the fuel pipe using a cigarette lighter.One click, a boom and the car burst into flames."It wasn't a major whodunnit," senior sergeant Ross Gilbert told Reuters, from the small North Island town of Waipukurau, about 140 miles northeast of Wellington."Fortunately for them, there is no criminal charge for stupidity."The men, aged 18 to 19, escaped injury but were charged with theft.
Re: Tards of the Week (GMJAP)
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:32 am
by Raven
Even I can tell the taste difference between a fine New Zealand coloured diesel and a regular unleaded and I am far from what is considered a connoisseur.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:18 am
by redlava
Let this be a lesson to everybody. If you are going to siphon gas from a farm, make sure you do it from the vehicles and not the tractors. And always carry a flashlight. ROTFLMAO!!!! Retards.
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:35 am
by binary
Quote, originally posted by redlava »Let this be a lesson to everybody. If you are going to siphon gas from a farm, make sure you do it from the vehicles and not the tractors. And always carry a flashlight. ROTFLMAO!!!! Retards.Or just set fire to yourselves and save the farmer a few bucks in tractor gas.