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I Can't Afford My Gasoline
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:50 am
by POLO
With the high price of gas of this day's..............Look at this flash:
http://toccionline.kizash.com/films/1001/178/And everybody let's sing..........LYRICSI got out of bed this morning,Got in my car and turned the key,Then I called outta work and I went back to bed,Because the needle was on "E".I can't afford my gasoline.The prices have become obscene.They're up 5 cents a day. Who has that kind of green?I can't afford my gasoline.I've got a friend who bought a hummer, (hum v yeah)One of those gigantic trucks, (he don't give a... darn)But he can't drive since he maxed out his credit cards, (tough for him)Because his mileage really sucks. (six whole miles)He can't afford his gasoline.The prices have become obscene.Too bad he had to buy that gas guzzling machine.He can't afford his gasoline.Who are the people making money (stack them chips)While the rest of us are hurtin? (choose gas or food)Big oil companies, their shareholders, and friends (scratch my back)Go ask those guys at Haliburton (I'll scratch yours)We can't afford our gasoline.The prices have become obscene.Unleaded regular, forget about supreme.We can't afford our gasoline.We can't afford our gasoline.The prices have become obscene.You'll get screwed at the pump, so bring your vaseline.We can't afford our gasoline."That hybrid car doesn't seem so (removed) after all..."
Re: I Can't Afford My Gasoline (POLO)
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:02 am
by scherry2
that was cute. now I'll be signing it all night
Re: I Can't Afford My Gasoline (POLO)
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:04 am
by ColonelPanic
So true.
Re: I Can't Afford My Gasoline (ColonelPanic)
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:07 am
by Kari
Uh huh...looks like I'll be taking the good ol' Miami Metro quite a bit once the semester starts...heck, I'm paying for it with my student fees, so I might as well. And that's just that much less gas I have to buy for my own car...or else more gas I can use on fun trips instead of driving back and forth to work and class.
Re: I Can't Afford My Gasoline (Kari)
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:11 am
by ColonelPanic
Yeppers, use that public transportation! I would if that were a viable option here...
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:50 am
by binary
Cute song. One problem though - hybrids do suck.
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:13 pm
by Jahntassa
It'd be nice if they made them all like the Accord Hybrid..you know...NOT retarded looking?
Re: (Jahntassa)
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:41 pm
by ragingfish
we gots a pretty intuitive bunch here...i bet the combined ingenuity and mental powers of the community here could develop a hybrid vibe...
Re: (ragingfish)
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:56 pm
by ColonelPanic
...and with Drunken's help, one that will be powered by flatulence!
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:47 pm
by Jaycie685
Vibe Hybrid... now that wouldn't be too bad!
Re: (Jaycie685)
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:29 am
by redlava
If they had it and I didn't have to pay an arm and a leg for it. I would take one.