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Last night, I was witness to stupidity at its finest.

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:26 pm
by Mr. Poopypants
So as some of you may know, I am a volunteer firefighter, and a VRT (vehicle rescue tech). So last night we had a wreck, one car overturned.When ariving on the scene, there was a red Hyundai on it's roof and nobody around the car at all. Generally, this is common with DUI single car wrecks on the back roads. While we are waiting for the tow truck to arrive, a kid (17 yrs old, I know this exactly, keep reading and you will know why) drives his truck over the hill that the car wrecked on and parks behind our firetruck. While I am talking with the one cop that I have known for a few years, the kid walks up to the cop and..... I will type the conversation verbatim:Kid: Do you guys need a statement or anything?Cop: Why did you see the wreck?Kid: Yeah, I was driving behind him when he wrecked.Cop: Where is the driver of the car?Kid: I drove him home.Cop: You took him home?Kid: YeahCop: Is he OK?Kid: Yeah he's fine.Cop: (looking at him suspiciously) Have you been drinking tonight?Kid: Yeah I had a few.Cop: Do you know what the legal drinking age is in PA?Kid: 21Cop: How old are you?Kid: 17So, not only did this kid come walking up to a cop drunk and tell him he was DRIVING (the cop saw him drive up in his truck) and that he was only 17, but he also helped his friend commit a crime (leaving the scene of an accident)All said and done, the moron was arrested for underage drinking and DUI. His BAC was .14 (almost twice the legal limit in PA (for those over 21 yrs old)The driver of the car was also found and arrested.

Re: Last night, I was witness to stupidity at its finest. (Mr. Poopypants)

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:37 pm
by drunkenmaxx
what the hell? how stupid can you be?

Re: Last night, I was witness to stupidity at its finest. (Mr. Poopypants)

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:38 pm
by nismo
Sweet, you found someone dumber than myself. LOL. Thought I was a dumba$$, but damn man. How come you mess that one up? And why the hell would you come back to the accident scene?Inder

Re: Last night, I was witness to stupidity at its finest. (drunkenvibe)

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:41 pm
by Mr. Poopypants
Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »what the hell? how stupid can you be?I was wondering the same thing, I am still laughing about that.

Re: Last night, I was witness to stupidity at its finest. (Mr. Poopypants)

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:35 am
by redlava
Self preservation should have come into play there. You friend is getting busted because they have his vehicle. There is no evidence of you ever being there. I wouldn't be caught dead within 5 miles of that area, and probably wouldn't associate with my friend for a week after I dropped him off.Dumb (removed)!!

Re: Last night, I was witness to stupidity at its finest. (Mr. Poopypants)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:34 am
by ToolGuy
Hey I did not know you where a FF and a VRT! Nice! Both kids are a waste of skin!

Re: Last night, I was witness to stupidity at its finest. (MiVibe-ToolGuy)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:57 am
by bud_one
Quote, originally posted by MiVibe-ToolGuy »Both kids are a waste of skin! HA!!!!!!!!!!!! waste of skin..... lol