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Detroit Lions
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:09 am
by rasermon
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?A: The Detroit Lions.Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".Q: How do you keep the Detroit Lions out of your yard?A: Put up goal posts.Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?A: A thief.Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Re: Detroit Lions (rasermon)
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:41 am
by ArcsVibe
Ahh you still love them
Re: Detroit Lions (rasermon)
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:49 am
by nismo
Haha. That's a sweet post. Inder
Re: Detroit Lions (TRD4reel)
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:36 am
by mwebb
very funnyvery true
Re: Detroit Lions (rasermon)
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:48 pm
by shagginwagin
You know what, no matter how hard I laugh at those jokes, I still watch the Lions every sunday, and at the end of every season I say... "Well at least we've got a good draft choice, next season will be better..." lol
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:29 pm
by dsegundo
Me too Rob. I was actually hoping for 8-8 this season. Makes me think of jumping on the Harrington bandwagon to get him out of there.
Re: (dsegundo)
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:15 am
by Triton
Yes, we still love our Lions.
Re: Detroit Lions (shagginwagin)
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 8:29 am
by redlava
Quote, originally posted by shagginwagin »You know what, no matter how hard I laugh at those jokes, I still watch the Lions every sunday, and at the end of every season I say... "Well at least we've got a good draft choice, next season will be better..." lolYou have probably been saying that for ten years. When is it going to happen?
Re: Detroit Lions
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:02 pm
by bckersey
Two words that I think could represent the enitre way that the season went for the Lions:Botched snap.
Re: Detroit Lions (rasermon)
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:10 am
by Mr. Poopypants
HAHA Good ones, you can also insert your home team. These were popular last year when the Steelers went 6-10.
Re: Detroit Lions (rasermon)
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:40 am
by wicked1981
Nice one!!
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:12 pm
by Vibr8tr
I think this post made me cry.... but my Father in Law laughted... stupid Cowboy's fans.
Re: Detroit Lions (rasermon)
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:59 pm
by new05vibeowner
Change the Detroit Lions to teh Cleveland Browns, and it's all still true.Man, I feel your pain!