Beer Warning Labels (somewhat mature)
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:14 am
Due to increasing product liability litigation, American beerbrewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the followingwarning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers :WARNING :The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whisperingwhen you are not.WARNING :The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like... an opening in your rear end.WARNING :The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boringstory over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN !!!WARNING :The consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.WARNING :The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-loversare really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.WARNING :The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hellhappened to your pants.WARNING :The consumption of alcohol may make your think you can logicallyconverse with other members of the opposite (removed) without spitting.WARNING :The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical KungFu powers, resulting in you getting your rear-end kicked.WARNING :The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morningand see something really scary (whose species and or name you can'tremember).WARNING :The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of unexplainable rugburns on the forehead.WARNING :The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.WARNING :The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughingWITH you.