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why i have metal in my leg...
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:12 pm
by drunkenmaxx
per request, here is the story about how i got 18 screws and 2 metal plates in my right femur:it was a little over 3 years ago. i was at a friends apartment that i had never been to before, which had some woods behind it. i love to walk through the woods and look around, so after having a few drinks but not being drunk (i stress that, i would admit if i was drunk) i decided to check it out. (approx 10pm) my friend warned me that there was a cliff out there, so i was very weary about going into the woods. my friends and i were looking around at the edge of the woods, trying to find a trail. one of my buddies shouts "hey i found a trail over here!" so, i go to the "trail" and start to walk down it. it did look like a trail afterall. i took about 4 steps then i slipped and BOOM! i felt a huge blow to my chin, folllowed by a bit of wind, followed by a hard impact on my (removed). i laid there for a second, stunned. my chin felt hot, so i touched it my finger went into the gaping hole in my chin. then i realized my leg felt funny, so i looked at it and it was facing a strange direction. i realized i had broken my leg. so, the fire department comes and i have to be hoisted out on one of those board things with a rope. they said the hole was 20-30 ft deep! that was defninitely an experience. i went through very painful physical therapy until my parents insurance ran out (i was getting out of college). my knee was unlocked, but i couldnt walk at all. not being able to afford therapy, i did it on my own. how did i walk again? it may sound stupid, but i would get trashed and hobble around on my leg little bit by little bit!i still walk with a limp sometimes, but mostly, i am just fine now.
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (drunkenvibe)
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:12 am
by Turbo5Speed
Ouch.. quite the experience indeed, sir. Good to hear you've healed for the most part.
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (drunkenvibe)
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:12 am
by nismo
Good to hear that you're well now man. Inder
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (drunkenvibe)
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:20 am
by PhillyVibeGT
WOW! That's a hell of a story, glad to see that you are ok after such a fall.
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (PhillyVibeGT)
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:24 am
by drunkenmaxx
> thanks guys i thought i had already told this story, but apparently not. its kind of scary that such a fall could have easily killed me. i was called in as a trama patient! i learned my lesson, i never walk in the woods at night w/out a flashlight. i also have obtained a fear of heights, which i never had before.
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (drunkenvibe)
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:04 am
by ToolGuy
That is too funny in a sick way! If it had come from anyone else, I would not believe it! Glad you are OK, what an experience is right! Did you see the light????I have a killer drill and could put more screws in your leg if you want me to!
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (MiVibe-ToolGuy)
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:26 am
by drunkenmaxx
Quote, originally posted by MiVibe-ToolGuy »That is too funny in a sick way! If it had come from anyone else, I would not believe it! Glad you are OK, what an experience is right! Did you see the light????I have a killer drill and could put more screws in your leg if you want me to! yep, i have a screw loose in more ways than one!!! i dont mind if people make fun/laugh, its funny for the love of pete! (whoever the hell pete is)
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (desert_dweller)
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:39 am
by drunkenmaxx
whos wine? what wine? where the hell did i dine?
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (desert_dweller)
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:53 am
by drunkenmaxx
Quote, originally posted by desert_dweller »Am I Rightright about what?
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (desert_dweller)
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:02 am
by drunkenmaxx
>dear god!!
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (drunkenvibe)
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:03 am
by wicked1981
Ouch!! Sounds painful!
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (drunkenvibe)
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:14 am
by redlava
Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »i learned my lesson, i never walk in the woods at night w/out a flashlight. i also have obtained a fear of heights, which i never had before.A lot of people don't have a fear of heights, they have a fear of falling from those heights.
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (redlava)
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:32 am
by Turbo5Speed
You have a picture DV?
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (Turbo5Speed)
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:35 am
by drunkenmaxx
picture of what? i have pics somewhere at home of my leg after surgery...
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (drunkenvibe)
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:36 am
by Mr. Poopypants
Freaking OW! Good to hear you got better with the help of beer!
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (drunkenvibe)
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:54 am
by Turbo5Speed
Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »picture of what? i have pics somewhere at home of my leg after surgery...Interesting pics?Q: when you were in surgery, did the IV feed you the beer, or did they have to have a "wet" nurse on hand with the liquid medicine?
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (Turbo5Speed)
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:03 am
by drunkenmaxx
Quote, originally posted by Turbo5Speed »Interesting pics?Q: when you were in surgery, did the IV feed you the beer, or did they have to have a "wet" nurse on hand with the liquid medicine?god, speeking of which, do you know how emberassing it is to have a hot nurse shove a suppository up your (removed)?
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (drunkenvibe)
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:14 am
by Turbo5Speed
Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »god, speeking of which, do you know how emberassing it is to have a hot nurse shove a suppository up your (removed)?Yes. My aunt is a nurse.
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (Turbo5Speed)
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:21 am
by drunkenmaxx
Quote, originally posted by Turbo5Speed »Yes. My aunt is a nurse.so, youre saying your aunt is hot??? and has shoved stuff up your (removed)???
Re: why i have metal in my leg... (drunkenvibe)
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:03 am
by Turbo5Speed
Only upon request. I swear the lady has no initiative.