How to tell where a driver is from
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:27 am
How to tell where a driver is from * One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York * One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago * One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston * One hand on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone in lap, brick on accelerator: California* * with gun also in lap: L.A. * Both hands on top of wheel, one foot on brake, watching pedestrians cross against the light: San Francisco * One hand on the wheel, one hand drumming (with drum stick) on the dash board, Lap top on top of the Dashboard, left foot tapping, right foot on the accelerator, head bobbing from side to side: Silicon Valley, listening to KEZR * Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in Boston. * Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy * Both hands praying to Gates, knee on wheel, cradling cell phone in lap, foot on brake, mind on Win95 GUI: Seattle * Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado * One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving a gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a car with New York plates.