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Driving...
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:02 am
by ToolGuy
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feel's like when I'm driving !!!
Re: Driving... (MiVibe-ToolGuy)
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:07 am
by Merzbow
(removed)!!! Sounds about right!!!! Funny stuff.
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:25 pm
by ragingfish
ROFLMAO!That's what it used to feel like to drive with my parents!!!Wait, they're still like that!
Re: Driving... (MiVibe-ToolGuy)
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:37 pm
by AKLGT
(removed)!!! that's great! exactley how driving with my mother has always been! except she gasps and white knuckles the dash as she yells "they're braking! braking!" and the car in front of me 500 yards away taps their brakes. lolalthough, mavrik did save me from smacking into the back of a car in May. was talking to him and he yells, "STOPPPP!!!" i look up and wouldn't you know it, but the car in front just stopped out of the blue. lol. so i hit the brakes and that's when we found out the passenger side seatbelt bolt was missing! now the drivers side is getting loose i noticed.. guess i'll have to fix that too.
Re: Driving... (trdvibe)
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:23 pm
by Mavrik
Welcome to Alaska, here take the short cut through the frond windshield, so much quicker then using the door.
Re: Driving... (Mavrik)
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 2:08 am
by nismo
Quote, originally posted by Mavrik »Welcome to Alaska, here take the short cut through the frond windshield, so much quicker then using the door.That's great. (removed)!Inder
Re: Driving... (TRD4reel)
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:14 am
by AKLGT
Quote, originally posted by TRD4reel »That's great. (removed)!Inderhe wanted to see alaska in all its glory! LOLand i figured since he hadn't flown before and his flight up was the first, i'd just add a bit more excitement to the trip!
Re: Driving... (MiVibe-ToolGuy)
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:30 pm
by wicked1981
Thats exacly right!!!!! Funny stuff!