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A Ballerina goes to the Doctor,"Doc I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind, every time I pirouette I fart" she cries."Hmmm," says the Doctor, "I'd like to see that if possible"The ballerina get up, pirouettes and Phrrrt... Farts loudly."Thats amazing, do it again,"Again the pirouette is accompanied by a loud fart"Hmmm," says the Doctor "I think I may be able to help" he bends down and picks up a long pole with a curious barbed hook on the end.The ballerina starts back in alarm, "What the ~&%$*? are you going to do with that?" she asks,"Opening the window, it stinks in here for Gods sake!"

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A midwife is walking past the hospital staffroom, when she hears two African doctors talking, "I'm telling you it's wumba: W-U-M-B-A," says the first."No. It's woombaa: W-O-O-M-B-A-A," says the second."No, no, no. Wumba: W-U-M-B-A," says the first again.At this the nurse pops her head through the door, "I think you'll find, gentlemen, it's WOMB: W-O-M-B,"The two doctors look blankly at her, until one of them says, "Madam. I doubt if you've ever even SEEN a water buffalo, let alone heard one fart in a mudpool,".

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Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »A midwife is walking past the hospital staffroom, when she hears two African doctors talking, "I'm telling you it's wumba: W-U-M-B-A," says the first."No. It's woombaa: W-O-O-M-B-A-A," says the second."No, no, no. Wumba: W-U-M-B-A," says the first again.At this the nurse pops her head through the door, "I think you'll find, gentlemen, it's WOMB: W-O-M-B,"The two doctors look blankly at her, until one of them says, "Madam. I doubt if you've ever even SEEN a water buffalo, let alone heard one fart in a mudpool,".