Joke.... Can't fool Mom.
Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 7:21 am
Fred had been going to college for ~ 6 months before his mother finally came to visit.Within that 6 months Fred had found a roommate. The problem was his roommate was a girl. Fred was sure his mother would suspect something. After all, his roommate was a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that wouldn't quit.Fred reassured his mother that nothing was going on between him and his roommate (Jenny), but Mom just didn't seem convinced. Even though there were two bedrooms, two showers, and two TVs, she still wouldn't fully believe Fred.A few days later Mom went home still not convinced that Fred and Jenny weren't fooling around. A week has passed and Jenny approached Fred and said "Have you seen the sugar bowl to my silver tea set? It's been gone since your mother left. I was hoping it would turn up before I had to confront you, but I think your mother took it."Fred was outraged!!! He immediately picked up the phone to call his mother. As soon as she picked up the phone and said hello, Fred jumped right to the point. "Mom. Jenny is accusing you of taking the sugar bowl from her silver tea set. Please tell her you didn't!!"Before Fred could get the last word out Mom said "No. I didn't take it."Fred looked at Jenny and said "See!!! How dare you accuse her!!!"Mom.... "I put it under her pillow."