Women Drivers Revisited

[Kari]

I just couldn't resist posting this one...But I am not the man in the story. "I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.Damn women drivers."

[joatmon]

Quote, originally posted by Kari »As a man, I don't scare easily. Kari, there are apparently a lot of things we don't know about you. about Colonel Panic too I guess.

[Kari]

I copied and pasted it off another board where it was also posted by a woman.

[chemrebel]

Quote, originally posted by Kari »In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.does that mean he's eliminated himself from the gene pool? woohoo!!!

[Kamikaze]

This ones kind of old, but I thought it was funny when I read it.

[northvibe]

That was funny and true at the same time its a true story....nice