the great things about being in a relationship

[Ninja_Logan]

http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com/

[Atomic]

I like this one:"And I was just going to name this city I conquered after you. I guess I'll have to call it *****burg."

[ZubenElGenubi]

ROFL...that sounds like me and my wife...except she's the one with the funny lines. (Hmmm..guess I better get "www.thingsmywifesays.com" registered).My favorite so far:me: I finished your ice cream. e: That's okay. I ate your memory card.

[ZubenElGenubi]

okay.okay.okay.okay...I gotta share this one (Z=me,W=wife):Z: Did you read that article about the two kids that were found having (removed) in the bathroom at our old high school?W: Yes, and I was offended; no one ever asked me to have (removed) in the bathroom!

[Whelan]

I've got one I said to my fience a few weeks ago. (she has a really hot friend).fience: "Honey, Holly wants to sleep over tonight."me: "Great there's plenty of room in the bed for all of us."

[scherry2]

Quote, originally posted by Whelan »fience: "Honey, Holly wants to sleep over tonight."me: "Great there's plenty of room in the bed for all of us."bet that went over well...

[Whelan]

funny thing is she did sleep in bed with us that night. Granted it was me then my fience then holly, but we did just sleep unfortunately. Although I did get to see her change out of her jeans and climb into bed in her garments, good stuff