The old man and the pond

ToolGuy · Post by **ToolGuy** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:06 am

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Old men can still think fast.

BlueCrush · Post by **BlueCrush** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:11 am

Hahaha! Dirty old men, that is.

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:59 am

haha he's my hero

Mrizzle05 · Post by **Mrizzle05** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:09 am

that was good.

zionzr2 · Post by **zionzr2** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:55 am

That will teach naked laddies to hid in the pond.

NUBlackshirts · Post by **NUBlackshirts** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:58 am

Sent that one to my co-workers.

The old man and the pond

The old man and the pond

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