It's better than Beaumont

[GMJAP]

From the "Onion"Quote »Refugees Moved From Sewage-Contaminated Superdome To Hellhole Of HoustonHOUSTON—Evacuees from the overheated, filth-encrusted wreckage of the New Orleans Superdome were bussed to the humid, 110-degree August heat and polluted air of Houston last week, in a move that many are resisting. "Please, God, not Houston. Anyplace but Houston," said one woman, taking shelter under an overpass. "The food there is awful, and the weather is miserable. And the traffic—it's like some engineer was making a sick joke." Authorities apologized for transporting survivors to a city "barely better in any respect," but said the blistering-hot, oil-soaked Texas city was in fact slightly better, and that casualties due to gunfire would be no worse. Actually, the food in Houston can be really good. Otherwise, it's scarily accurate

[ColonelPanic]

That's funny. Never been to Houston, but what I just read, it sounds kinda familiar.