The garage door
The garage door
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up... He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door...' He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?' She smiled and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires..."
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Wolfman213
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Re: (Wolfman213)
Quote, originally posted by Wolfman213 »That's hilarious!!!edit: Crap this was my 1000th post do you want me to send the VIP password for Genvibe God's now or later??
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Re: (Wolfman213)
Ha Ha Ha!!!! Good one!
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Re: (Wolfman213)
Quote, originally posted by Wolfman213 »lol, I like I'm finally there, but I just didn't want my 1000th to be "That's hilarious" Awww...*sniff* now you hurt my feelings, like you wasted it on ME.............*runs away crying*
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Re: (HawaiiPontiacLover)
have you seen the Adam Sandler film "Big Daddy"?"We wasted the good surprise on you!"funny anecdote though HPL
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Re: (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Quote, originally posted by HawaiiPontiacLover »Awww...*sniff* now you hurt my feelings, like you wasted it on ME.............*runs away crying* HPL, you know I have nothing but love for ya!!!
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Re: (Wolfman213)
Quote, originally posted by Wolfman213 »HPL, you know I have nothing but love for ya!!! Awwwwwwww....shucks...thanks...me alllllll bettttter now!
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Re: The garage door (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Sadly, but by her own making, I'm guessing that assistant is now looking for another job? Pretty good one, HPL. Pretty good.
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Re: The garage door (06pvibe)
Aw, heck...I'd have said "mini cooper with 2 flat tires". *snort*
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