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Need a haircut?

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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How >long before I can get a haircut?" > >The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 >hours." The guy leaves. > >A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door >and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" > >The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and >says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves. > >A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and >asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" > >The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour >and a half." The guy leaves. > >The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over >at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Do me a >favor man, follow that guy and see where he goes.." > >A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, >laughing hysterically. > >The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" > >Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says.... "Your house."
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Re: Need a haircut? (Z1 Streetfighter)

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LOL!! Very good one Z1 Streetfighter!I believe this could be true story somewhere out there....
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Re: Need a haircut? (Z1 Streetfighter)

Post by Merzbow »

So is the guy going to the Barber's house to get hte haircut and waiting or what?
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Re: Need a haircut? (Merzbow)

Post by Nervous_Dog »

Merz, the guy is finding out how long the Barber will be busy so he can visit the barber's wife
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Re: Need a haircut? (Z1 Streetfighter)

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Good one
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Re: Need a haircut? (POLO)

Post by Merzbow »

lol, pretty good, but why would his friend be laughing if his wife was cheating on him? lol...
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Re: Need a haircut? (Merzbow)

Post by Viben' round »

because it's a joke and it isn't supposed to be analized.
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Re: Need a haircut?

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