Promoting ricer literacy

ColonelPanic · Post by **ColonelPanic** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:22 am

Now there's no reason for a ricer to not know how to read! Not only does this spoiler provide the massive amounts of downforce necessary for a 110 HP car such as this Hyundai Accent, but it also provides you a place to store that set of encyclopeidas! Or at least the ricer magz with the half nekkid chicks climbing all over cars. Either way, reading material will always remain close at hand!http://www.topspeed.com/cars/h....htmlComplete rundown:110 HP/106 lb/ft torque stock+250 HP from the spoiler+100 HP from the body kit+25 HP from the electrical tape on the fuel door+50 HP from the flat black paint, clearcoat adds too much weight -75 HP because of the extra weight in the headlights from them being full of pissSoooo.... bottom line is don't mess with this one, even youse guys with lift stand no chance! I my Accent, it's a great little car - but far from anything sporty, that's not what it was meant for - it's a cheap fricken econobox! It saddens me to see one violated in such a manner as this! lol!

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northvibe · Post by **northvibe** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:39 am

NOOOOO they stole a spoiler from a REAL WRC rally car lame

WaveAction · Post by **WaveAction** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:42 am

lol, thats to funny..love the rims though, tenzo R mach 10's..wanted them for the sunfireQuote Â»The AccentÃ¢Â€Â™s custom high-end performance wide body kit is visually stunninglmao..i just pissed my pants and half my carpet

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:54 am

Quote, originally posted by northvibe Â»NOOOOO they stole a spoiler from a REAL WRC rally car lameFirst thing I thought when I saw that also. Reminds me of the concept pics floating around for the Subaru rally hatch rear spoiler.thats so silly. I'll roll next to it with my functional spoiler holding my 300HP to the ground and school it in first gear.

northvibe · Post by **northvibe** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:32 am

dude you'd prolly school it in R wait...isnt R race mode?

ramenboy... · Post by **ramenboy...** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:05 pm

didn't i see that in the disney cars movie?

ITcar · Post by **ITcar** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:11 pm

Quote, originally posted by ramenboy... Â»didn't i see that in the disney cars movie?i believe his name was wingo

ramenboy... · Post by **ramenboy...** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:14 pm

hahahahah! bingo

02csnow · Post by **02csnow** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:25 am

One word, really long word.Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

WaveAction · Post by **WaveAction** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:09 am

ColonelPanic · Post by **ColonelPanic** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:00 am

Oh cool, that one looks like a place to put your mail! Gotta leave it to Subaru to come up with something soooo cool and now everybody's gotta copy their ideas! Anybody care to tell me how the hell one of these spoilers is actually beneficial? Looks to me like they would cause more turbulence than do anything useful but I dunno squat about aerodynamics.

waveresponder · Post by **waveresponder** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:38 am

hahahhaahhahah

kunkstyle · Post by **kunkstyle** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:59 am

I was wondering where my DVD rack went to. Guess somebody found it and put it on the back of a Hyundai.

ramenboy... · Post by **ramenboy...** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:10 pm

hmmmm......

kunkstyle · Post by **kunkstyle** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:28 pm

AAAAhahahahaha!

ramenboy... · Post by **ramenboy...** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:30 pm

WaveAction · Post by **WaveAction** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:54 pm

you know if you turned that green car sideways..it'll look like monkey bars

ramenboy... · Post by **ramenboy...** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:38 am

Quote, originally posted by WaveAction Â»you know if you turned that green car sideways..it'll look like monkey barsmonkey bars!!!! haahahahahareally fast monkey bars...

keithvibe · Post by **keithvibe** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:32 am

i love the arrow on the rear bumper for the tow hook... as to say.. my car brakes down so much this is the point where you hook up the tow cable.

ramenboy... · Post by **ramenboy...** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:03 pm

when i saw the arrow the first thing i thought of was 'this side down'

kunkstyle · Post by **kunkstyle** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:05 pm

Maybe that's the arrow to line up where they originally wanted to put the bookshelf of a spoiler.Quote, originally posted by ColonelPanic Â»Or at least the ricer magz with the half nekkid chicks climbing all over cars. While I may not think the most of ricer culture, there's never anything wrong with half-nekkid chicks on cars

Kamikaze · Post by **Kamikaze** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:33 pm

can I get one of those on my vibe?

burkeyro · Post by **burkeyro** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:37 am

OUCH - that just hurt my BRAIN. I've done some "Ricer Mods" in my day, but that was like Foot Pedals and Shifter knobs and what not. It just blows me away that someone thinks that looks good.

Atomic · Post by **Atomic** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:40 am

I like the funky flap for the fuel door.Is that for quick fillups?And the book rack thing on the back? I bet its really noisy.oh yeah, now my eyes hurt.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:50 am

if those ugly wings have the ability to be functional on some cars, why aren't they on cars like vettes or even nascars? sure nascar has a little spoiler, but nothing like the ugly "functional" monstrosities some cars have. are they only functional on japanese cars?

engineertwin2 · Post by **engineertwin2** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:16 am

Hey, those are my wheels! Someone else out there likes them too! Lol...not sure I should be happy or not to be sort of associated...This wing does provide downforce - the sheer weight of the thing pushes the springs down at least an inch!

wyatt89 · Post by **wyatt89** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:03 am

nothing compares to the old daytona chargers though friggin skyscraper/clothesline

keithvibe · Post by **keithvibe** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:24 am

Quote, originally posted by wyatt89 Â»nothing compares to the old daytona chargers though friggin skyscraper/clotheslineyea but with those ... they had some HP to back up the wing... That car will need someone to push it down a very long hill in order for it to hit 60mph... HAHAHA

ramenboy... · Post by **ramenboy...** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:52 am

Quote, originally posted by keithvibe Â»...That car will need someone to push it down a very long hill in order for it to hit 60mph... HAHAHAha! its so slow it can't get out of its own way.and wyatt, never mention the oldschool charger and the ricer hyundai in the same sentence. that's blasphemy

kunkstyle · Post by **kunkstyle** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:48 am

Quote, originally posted by ramenboy... Â»and wyatt, never mention the oldschool charger and the ricer hyundai in the same sentence. that's blasphemy +1 to that.

wyatt89 · Post by **wyatt89** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:41 am

hahahah, yah well...spoilers are spoilers, 400+hp has nooooothin to do with a hyundai pumping out a whole 100hp note taken

ColonelPanic · Post by **ColonelPanic** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:06 pm

Hey now, I drive one of these cars... They pump out a whole 110 HP, not 100. But by the time you add all that stuff to it, the net effect from the additional weight probably is like it has 100 HP. lol!

ramenboy... · Post by **ramenboy...** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:38 pm

hey CP,you drive a hyundai, but you don't drive one like that! thank god! there's a big differenceactually i think the spoiler does weigh more than the car itself. btw...does your car have an arrow on the bumper too?

wyatt89 · Post by **wyatt89** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:44 pm

thats just there so the tow people know where to hook on so they dont tear the car in half

ColonelPanic · Post by **ColonelPanic** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:18 pm

LOL, yeah mine's in stock, non-molested form. No arrow on mine, I don't know why the hell they put one there... Other than to say "hey, here's where you need to attach stuff to pull me out of the ditch when I'm acting like a moron out in the woods pretending I have a subaru!" lol Maybe I can get out some duct tape and make an arrow, that should help my 0-60 time!

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