How the note should have read:
>>Did you know that at our dealership, we employ only the finest of monkeys to destroy your car? Our trained monkeys fail to torque axle bolts, fail to properly secure wheel well liners, never put in the proper level of fluids, and put outer CV boots on your car without ever using fastener clamps on the control arm ensuring grease uniformly covers your undercarriage with that fresh from the showroom look. You'll always know that our trained monkeys have been hard at work on your vehicle because their greasy hand prints will be all over the inside of your car.<< Oh wait............that is only my car. Your results may vary.
Live it up: There will be plenty of time to be old when you die.
** 2009 Vibe: 1.8 liter automatic **
** 2010 Hyundai Elantra Touring **
** 2007 Honda Fit Sport **