Job Training 101

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jake75
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Job Training 101

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A man walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:"I'd like some coffee."The waiter says, "Sure. Coming right up."The man drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.The next morning the mam returns.He has his shotgun in one hand, pullinganother buffalo with the other.He walks up to the counter and says tothe waiter:"I';d like some coffee."The waiter says, "Whoa!We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"The man smiles and proudly says,I'm training to become a United States Congressman.Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up,Then disappear for rest of the day."
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Re: Job Training 101 (jake75)

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That was a good one!
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