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Who has the best one liner for this....

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You pose, your pic gets taken...

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oh man, that mcdonald's is really gettin to me!
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Jayne Mansfield reincarnated as a cat!
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Quote, originally posted by 10vibe1.8auto »For my next trick, I align my chakrasWinning!
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For my next trick, gain 10........
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I heart my belly. LOL Great pic!
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" I knew I shouldn't have eaten the whole thing
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I'm sorry, I had to do it....I couldn't believe no one LOLcat'd this pic yet...

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^Spot on!
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Man that weight watcher's program just isn't working for me...
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What do you mean, "moobs"?
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Hey, can I get a little privacy here?
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hey, cats need cushion for the pushin' too!!
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ah, finally..........Habitat for Humanity is here to paint that damn door
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3 months on the Kirstie Alley weight loss plan.................and look at me now!!!
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Along the same line... whats the best line for this (this is my cat Yoda).
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Come over here and say that, pencil neck!!!
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No, I CAN'T remember the last time I saw IT .
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oh yeah.............this is what the ladies like
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Quote, originally posted by Caretaker »oh yeah.............this is what the ladies likeLMAO. "Come and get it girls."
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yoda looks like he has a hangover =p hahaha
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