when being smart goes wrong

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mcgusto82
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when being smart goes wrong

Post by mcgusto82 »

A married couple, a day before their anniversary.wife: Jim, you know what tomorrow is?Hubbo: huh?? what are you talking about?Wife: All i'm saying is that there better be something that goes 0 - 200 in 2 seconds in the driveway tomorrow.The next day the wife finds a weigh scale in front of the garage.the funeral services for Jim haven't been announced yet.
vibe-04
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Post by vibe-04 »

I just sent that to my wife
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Re: (vibe-04)

Post by BOZACK »

That is a great one.
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drunkengirlfriend
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Re: when being smart goes wrong (mcgusto82)

Post by drunkengirlfriend »

Women are too sensitive sometimes
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Post by northvibe »

hahhahaha (removed) thats awesome, and drunkengirlfriend those are awesome pics do you have a sister thats 21 and thinks the same?
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Post by drunkengirlfriend »

Sorry only girl in the family Now you know why drunkenvibe likes me so much!
Toolman
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Re: (drunkengirlfriend)

Post by Toolman »

Now I know what to get my wife for Christmas.
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Jaycie685
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Post by Jaycie685 »

Hahahaha she'd kill you! (if she doesn't die laughing first!)
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Post by angelkisses »

you were right the first time I'd kill him ha ha ha
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