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Vibe Rater · Post by **Vibe Rater** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 2:08 am

The CanadianHey, You know,I am not a lumberjack you know, or a fur trader, I am a Liberal you knowI don't live in an igloo, I live at 24 Sussex DriveI donâ€™t eat blubber you know, or own a dogsled, I eat caviar and fly a BomardierI donâ€™t listen to Ralph from Alberta or Ernie from Ontario you know, although I am quite certain they are right.I am Quebecois you knowWe do not have a President you know and I am the Prime ministerI donâ€™t speak English nor American you knowbut I say what I didnâ€™t mean in French, I thinkI say â€œA legacy is a legacy. What kind of legacy? You know, good in my mind. Bad proven by timeâ€I can proudly drive my car with its Canadian license plate until I cross the borderI believe in taxation you know, without representation,political patronage appointments , unelected Senatators and judgesand Bilingualism as long as Quebec is exempt you know,A Kyoto Accord is you know not an automobileA you know boondogle is something useless that costs a billion dollars.Desert camouflage uniforms can be painted on siteA SeaKing is a, you know, helicopter that falls from the skyA you know, Canadian navy consists of three frigates and a couple of subs that leak"Z" is you know, pronounced "ZED" and no matter what we say about zee Damn Americans, I hate those *******s, they will come to our aid in our hour of need you know.Canada is the second you know, largest land mass,with only an army of mosquitos to protect its borders.Quebec is, you know, more important than the rest of Canada,More important than you know supporting Bush or BlairMy name is Jean you know, and I am the elected dictator of Canada

Vibegrrrl · Post by **Vibegrrrl** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 2:15 am

Should this not be in "Off Topic"?

Vibe Rater · Post by **Vibe Rater** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 2:30 am

Maybe you're correct. Being from Ontario myself, I put it here. Thank you for your suggestion though.

Frosty · Post by **Frosty** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 4:57 am

quote:Should this not be in "Off Topic"? Considering his subject matter, I vote it stay put since it is coming from an Ontario point of view.

Big_Red · Post by **Big_Red** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 6:51 am

Since it is Ontario/Canadian related you can keep it here, but it could have very easily have been put in the Humor section.

rubberman · Post by **rubberman** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 8:59 pm

Love it.Stupid Jean and the rest of the retards in Ottawa

Big_Red · Post by **Big_Red** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 12:12 pm

Its good to be a Canadian

Sputnik · Post by **Sputnik** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 7:33 pm

quote:Love it.Stupid Jean and the rest of the retards in Ottawa Hope that's directed to the politiciians up here and not the rest of us.

Vibe Rater · Post by **Vibe Rater** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 1:59 am

Absolutely. The retards are in the Liberal Caucus and Cabinet. King Jean is the biggest retard of all. This is what happens when a weak leader clings to power way too long.

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